This is just to F'n Funny...

K... I can't believe this guy hasn't gotten his A$$ kicked and handed to him yet... Funny shit though...
This is a clip called Urban Sprinting... The basic idea is find a store with a security guard (Preferably an overweight one) steal an electronic security device (but not the actual product) and then sprint and escape said security guard by running to and tagging out at the nearest fast food joint...

K... this is even funnier shit then the Urban Sprinting... it's Neg's Urban Rodeo...
First find a large stranger and jump on their back and try and ride them for as long as possible... Good Luck... bwahahaha...

Pretty f'n funny...